SydLexia.com: a Descent Into Pop Culture Madness

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Syd Lexia on Crystalis It's the 20th anniversary of End DAY, so let's discuss Crystalis. This article is still below building.

Christmas at Kris Lexias: Beauty and the Beast Style Kris Lexia opinions Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas WARNING: This article accommodates prolonged discussion about massive organs.

Random Musings: The Legend of Zelda Syd pontificates on the primary Legend of Zelda recreation, about nothing in particular. In loving reminiscence of Raymond Scott Bishop, 1993-2014.

Ten Years: A Retrospective In honor of the site's tenth anniversary, this is a 50,000 phrase retrospective. That, or it is a Kris Lexia article about Neopets toys from McDonalds.

Kris Lexia's Snackoween Spooktacular And now for something fully different, this is Syd's sister eating Halloween-themed foods. Also featured inside: ghosts. (Probably not.)

Syd Lexia on Abadox Abadox is the story of a design workforce's bizarre eye fetish. This is not a joke. Also featured inside: ghosts.

Pong: Violent, Sexist, and Vile Sexism in video games is quite the new-button issue. We should fight it. One problem: how do you fight a video recreation tradition that's virtually as outdated as video games themselves?

Bart's Nightmare: A Review By Valdronius Bart's Nightmare is, if nothing else, a reasonably fairly game. To find out if it is nothing else, attempt studying this assessment by Valdronius.

Nine Simple Truths That Mega Man Proved Wrong There are things you realize that aren't as known as you realize them to be. Mega Man's adventures on the NES will educate you this. Question Everything.

Super Mario CCD: Legend Of The Seven Deadly Sins In line with the Catholic Church, there are Seven Deadly Sins that one can commit. Super Mario, typically cited as a paragon of virtue, is responsible of all of them.

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NES Launch '85: A Take a look at The primary Games For The Nintendo Entertainment System The Nintendo Entertainment System just turned 25 years old. In celebration of this great anniversary, here is a look back on the system's launch games.

DuckTales Is Impossible And Reality As We know It's A large Fucking Lie You probably remember Capcom's DuckTales recreation for the NES as being really enjoyable and pretty straightforward. Well, it wasn't. It was unimaginable. Also: reality is a lie.

Syd Lexia vs. The Addams Family Cereal This text is dedicated to the dearly departed Raul Julia, who performed Gomez in the only two Addams Family movies that matter. Hopefully I'll be seeing him soon.

Syd Lexia vs. Cabbage Patch Kids Cereal Jesus Christ. Cabbage Patch Kids Cereal. Seriously? I actually don't wish to eat this.

Syd Lexia vs. Slimer And The actual Ghostbusters Cereal When I'm consuming expired cereal, in your neighborhood... who ya gonna call? THE PARAMEDICS!

Syd Lexia vs. Bill & Ted's Excellent Cereal Hey, I wager you won't dare me to eat some cereal from 1990. Go forward, dare me. Come on! Whatever, I'm gonna do it anyway.

10 Things On The NES That I actually Didn't Have to See Because Ryan's naked ass was one bare dude ass too many. WARNING: May include cat anus.

The one hundred Greatest Virtual Boy Games Ever You've waited patiently for the next epic record from SydLexia.com. Finally, here it's. The one hundred Greatest Virtual Boy Games Ever!!!

His Name Is Rob Paulsen. Your favourite cartoon characters can't speak for themselves. They are voiced by real folks with actual names. The man who voiced Yakko Warner has a name. His name is Robert Paulsen.

Happy Birthday/Anniversary Emily! Three years, child! Your dad and mom stated we would by no means make it, but we did it! WE FUCKING DID IT! Just kidding. That is Lessons Learned From Are You Afraid of the Dark, Season 7.

Lessons Learned From Are You Afraid of the Dark, Season 6 Just as Are You Afraid of the Dark? returned after a hiatus in 1999, Lessons Learned has returned after a hiatus in 2009. Get ready for the learniest lessons you may ever study. Also INSIDE: Elisha Cuthbert eating a sandwich.

Metroid: A Blind Run By Valdronius Up till lately, Valdronius had never played the original Metroid. We will both kill him, or examine his blind run of the sport. I like Valdronius, so why don't we not less than give the non-homicide option a chance?

Syd Lexia on All Night Nippon Super Mario Bros. For his a centesimal article, Syd critiques a rare Mario title that was designed as a promotional merchandise for a Japanese radio program. In this recreation, Mario rescues All Night Nippon DJs from King Koopa, with a bit assist from his trusty Star of David. No, severely.

A Salute To PrintMaster Plus 2.0 Back in the great outdated days, print store applications had been leading edge expertise. Nowadays, you have to be borderline retarded to buy one. This text is about the good old days.

Come To The Dark Side, We have Cookies. In this train, I eat a field of Star Wars Cookies from 1983 and see what happens. Three years later, I die of cancer. Scientists attribute my dying to "being a complete fucking idiot".

Contra: The Man's Guide To Fucking Like A Porn Star What higher strategy to observe Valdronius than with an article evaluating Contra to sexual intercourse? This analogy isn't at all obtuse. This is the greatest thing I have ever written.

Impossible Mission: The Story Of A Research Paper In response to Valdronius, enjoying the classic Commodore 64 recreation Impossible Mission is so much like writing a analysis paper. Personally, I consider him. Test it out.

Who Watches The Watchmen? This is both a review of the greatest graphic novel ever written, or a assessment of some Game & Watch games. Either way, X-fetish.tube a few of you may be dissatisfied.